Don’t be shy.

Or do you just need a hug?
Yes?

I’ll hug you long time.

But now i found this guide on how to handle groups of angry children in a fight. It’s really funny, and so true.

Some snippets…

On the subject of mobility;

Unless you’re extremely lucky and find yourself fighting twenty infants, you’re going to be at a mobility disadvantage when fighting a large group of children. You must avoid becoming surrounded at all costs.

Techniques;

Your best bet is to stay on your feet and use striking techniques. Karate is one good choice – it was originally designed in the 1600’s for use by unarmed Japanese day care workers.

And weapons;

I’d suggest refraining from using weapons, [ .. ]. By bringing a weapon you might prompt the children to bring weapons as well. This kind of escalation plays against you.

All aspects of a battle against (at least) 20 children seems to be covered over at Cracked.com. Go check it out and laugh.

“Hello, Dr. Richard Feynman? May I congratulate you on the Nobel Prize.”
- “Look, this is a heck of an hour–”
“But aren’t you pleased to hear that you’ve won the Prize?”
- “I could have found out later this morning.”
“Well, how do you feel now that you know that you’ve won it?”
- “Look, some other time…”

And so Richard P. Feynman, Ph.D., FRS, and Richard Chase Tolman Professor of Theoretical Physics at Caltech, first sleepily learned that he was an awardee of the 1965 Nobel Prize in Physics.

(source)

Erg grappig gedaan, mooie rijm. Het filmpje duurt 6 minuten.

De betere kwaliteit .flv met Dumpert-tag staat hierrrr.

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Meer van Waverly Films…

http://vijf.kiklo.inktvip.nl/

Typo in URL gefixt :/

For 28 years he had been hiding in an underground jungle cave, fearing to come out of hiding even after finding leaflets declaring that World War II had ended. “It is with much embarrassment that I have returned alive,” he said upon his return to Japan, carrying his rusted rifle at his side.

[more]

Veel mensen roepen dan: “Ooooooooh, wat zielugggg!”.

En dan denk ik: wat de fuck, mensen! Zijn we niet een beeeetje hoog sensitief aan het doen? Moet je kinderen dan echt op een rozen wolkje zetten en er verder niet meer aan zitten? I think not.

Is dit niet sowieso een probleem wat betreft hedendaagse televisie? Er hoeft maar iemand kanker te roepen, een geloof neer te halen of een tepel te laten zien of de gehele mensheid zit al op de kast. Geen wonder dat er geen drol op TV is! Alles is laf, het daagt je niet uit, zet je niet aan het denken en iedereen kijkt liever naar andere mensen… die niks doen. Feest.

Gelukkig denkt niet iedereen zo lafjes.

Oh, en voor wie er niet genoeg van kan krijgen: dit is hilarisch.

Actress Cameron Diaz appears to have committed a major fashion faux pas in Peru. [She] may have inadvertently offended Peruvians who suffered decades of violence from a Maoist guerrilla insurgency by touring here Friday with a bag emblazoned with one of Mao Zedong’s favorite political slogans.

[source]

Fuckin’ stupid… AND fuckin’ nuts.