“When Bill Evans-we sometimes called him Moe-first got with the band, he was so quiet, man. One day, just to see what he could do, I told him, “Bill, you know what you have to do, don’t you, to be in this band?”.
He looked at me all puzzled and shit and shook his head and said, “No, Miles, what do I have to do?”.
I said, “Bill, now you know we all brothers and shit and everybody’s in this thing together and so what I came up with for you is that you got to make it with everybody, you know what I mean? You got to fuck the band.” Now, I was kidding, but Bill was real serious, like Trane.
He thought about it for about fifteen minutes and then came back and told me, “Miles, I thought about what you said and I just can’t do it, I just can’t do that. I’d like to please everyone and make everyone happy here, but I just can’t do that. I looked at him and smiled and said, “My man!”. And then he knew I was teasing.

From ‘Miles, the Autobiography‘.

“The Winnebago Man“. I’ve seen this gem of a documentary yesterday night. It’s about a man, a very frustrated man filled with fury, trying to get through the recording of an industrial video for a particular kind of RV, under not-so-great circumstances. It’s also very cathartic to watch, as he’s probably one of the more eloquent swearers ever caught on tape. He’s like George Carlin’s spiritual brother, inadvertently finding an appreciative audience.

Watch the video which turned him into an Internet phenomenon here and laugh yer ass off.

Then watch the documentary about this well spoken character and find out he’s really a very intelligent man who has a clear and well thought out message for this world. Apparently he’s writing a book and a screenplay (!). The book is titled: “Jousting With the Myth: An Heretical Analysis of God, Religion, Sex, and Politics”, which sounds pretty good to me.

Don’t be shy.

Or do you just need a hug?
Yes?

I’ll hug you long time.

“Hello, Dr. Richard Feynman? May I congratulate you on the Nobel Prize.”
- “Look, this is a heck of an hour–”
“But aren’t you pleased to hear that you’ve won the Prize?”
- “I could have found out later this morning.”
“Well, how do you feel now that you know that you’ve won it?”
- “Look, some other time…”

And so Richard P. Feynman, Ph.D., FRS, and Richard Chase Tolman Professor of Theoretical Physics at Caltech, first sleepily learned that he was an awardee of the 1965 Nobel Prize in Physics.

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